ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη...
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A 54 year old woman had a heart
attack &
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A 54 year old woman had a heart
attack &
was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she
had a near
death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time
up ?"
God said, "No, you have another
34
years 2
live."
Upon recovery, the woman
decided
2 stay in
the hospital & have a face-lift,
liposuction,
& tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color!
Finally she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the road on her
way
home,
she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she
asked,
"You said I had another 34 years
2
live. Why
didn't you save me from the
truck?"
(You'll love this)
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.
.
God replied:
"I couldn't recognize you!"
=D
While on the operating table she
had a near
death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time
up ?"
God said, "No, you have another
34
years 2
live."
Upon recovery, the woman
decided
2 stay in
the hospital & have a face-lift,
liposuction,
& tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color!
Finally she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the road on her
way
home,
she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she
asked,
"You said I had another 34 years
2
live. Why
didn't you save me from the
truck?"
(You'll love this)
.
.
.
.
God replied:
"I couldn't recognize you!"
=D
